Funny Tweets

Assalammualaikum :D

Kitten, are you laughing or you just like AAAAAAAA?! Tell me please ^^ . haha whatever it is today im gonna copy paste a status from funny tweet. haha deyy cha their twit@status are awesome and funny! its true k k let's chekidaout .

"The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down & you don't know whether to tell, because you can't explain why you were looking that low."

-> K aku pernah termasuk dalam situasi macam ni,and aku just bagitahu kawan aku yang die punye zip tak tutup or terbukak HAHAHA 

"If my life was a movie It would win THOUSANDS of f**kin awards"

-> k this one i agreeeeeeeeeeeee 110% haha :P

"Covering your eyes during a movie and watching it through your fingers"

->k ni aku pernah buat ke tak ha? haha not sure but my cousin selalu buat yang ni haha die tgok cer hantu and then buat camtu and i was like -..- offfttt. He's a boy,how come he's afraid to watch a ghost movie,Malay punye movie pulak tu tui tui ,HAHAHA

"What's wrong? "Nothing." "Why can't you tell me?" Cause your the problem"

-> k ni sangat lawak hahah lawak kan kan -..-

k iklan sekejap, aku off handset semalam untuk suka suki haha hebat kan aku? :P , and bile aku on ni kan ade nombor sesat ah die kate nak berkenalan dengan aku and aku rase annoying gile erggh if i can meet you stranger i wanna kick your ass, can hah? HAHAHAH chill chill.

"That awkward moment when your hand touches someone's ass by mistake"

->K ini sangat lawak HAHAH sape pernah jadi macam tu? K aku pernah doh aku tak sengaje tersentuh pffftt budak laki pulak tu HAHAH and after that merayu2 mintak maaf sebab tak sengaje -..-

"We met, we talked, we liked, we texted, we dated, we committed, I loved, you cheated, we're done, you're deleted"

->  k hahaha sape pernah jadi macam tu? aku rase aku tak pernah ah :D

"Dear Teacher, I talk to everyone. Moving my seat will not help"

->HAHA ni tuk student yang talkative macam kawan aku sorang tu :p and betul la ayat tu, kalau nak pindahkan seseorang untuk die jadi senyap tak bergune sebab kite berborak dengan sume yang kite kenal :D *apesal aku rase ayat aku yang ni macam skema sangat?

"That annoying feeling when you're dying to talk to someone, but you refuse to text them first"

-> HAHAH ni lawak saper pernah alami? haha aku rase aku tak pernah alami :P

weh iklan lagi sekali weh aku tengah chat dengan kerek ni kawan aku ha budak MTD,Maktab Tentera Darat weh kerek kitorang rindu kau ah, RAJA LAGI RINDU KAU,don't forget us ;') 

"(Friend request accepted) Let the stalking begin!"

->HAHAHA let the stalking begin k aku suke tgok profile kawan aku ^^

 "Typing as many words to a song that you know in Google to find out the name of it."

-> aku pernah alami bnd ni, and until now i didn't know the title of the song -oo-

"I feel uncomfortable talking on my phone when my parents are listening."

-> aku pernah alami and i was like a pffttttt and im wonder why they want to listen my conservation?HAHA otp in the bedroom more safe :D

"When someone texts you 'k', just reply, "L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z" :D"

-> k aku nak try bende ni HAHAH k aku nak try bende ni wehhhhh and someone please txt me "k" haha batak ah -..-

okey enough im tired haha k aku lapa senanye :P , eh background blog aku same dengan background twitter aku hehe pffftt sehati sejiwe :P weh sebelum aku chau aku nak post satu gambar ni pergh aku kesian gile doh, Ya Allah... :'( 

Korang tengok tu? Ya Allah baik gile budak laki tu bagi kat budak kecik tu :(, Ya Allah berilah diorang kesenangan,kemakmuran dan kesenangan .. :') payahnye kehidupan diorang :( 

k aku rase tak puas hati sebab kumpulan biru menang like a pftttt AZWAN ALI EEEE MACAM APE TAH DIE DENGAN SPEK MATE BESAR DIE AND MAFELA *aku tak tahu eja die macam mane AND SOMETIMES DENGAN HANDBAG DIE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU~ forever alone lah -oo- . k dah tu je,haha Assalam .